The Forgotten Terraform
★★★★☆ 4.1 · 13 reviews · SKU MW-10315
540,237,171.00 Triganic Pu
In production — ships in 3 epochs
About this build
A world originally commissioned in 1999 Magrathean Standard Time and left in stasis. Recently rediscovered with all original specifications intact. Vintage authenticity guaranteed.
Specifications
| Climate | Tropical Storm Cycle |
|---|---|
| Coastline Complexity | Geometric crystalline edges |
| Delivery Estimate | 12-16 weeks (complex specification) |
| Diameter | 6,371 km |
| Star System | Orbiting M-type Red Dwarf |
| Surface Gravity | 0.47g |
| Warranty Coverage | 2-year geological stability |
Customer reviews
The moon cluster orbital mechanics are catastrophically wrong. The moons are on collision courses and Magrathea won't fix it. I'm stuck with a ticking time bomb.
The planet arrived with catastrophic core temperature irregularities that my team couldn't correct. Magrathea refused accountability, claiming I'd misread the specifications. Worst purchase of my life.
The award-winning coastline is eroding catastrophically. The beaches are literally disappearing and the cliffs are crumbling. Waste of money and time.
Wonderful. Beautiful execution and flawless delivery.