Slartibartfast's Finest
★★★★☆ 3.7 · 1122 reviews · SKU MW-28590
649,413,646.00 Triganic Pu
In production — ships in 3 epochs
About this build
The master's personal signature series. Features crinkled coastlines and impossible geographical formations that defy conventional planetary engineering. Each world arrives with a complimentary Magrathean designer monograph.
Specifications
| Climate | Desert Continental |
|---|---|
| Coastline Complexity | Extreme fjord density (8.7 factor) |
| Delivery Estimate | 2-3 weeks (standard shipping) |
| Diameter | 7,259 km |
| Star System | Suspended in Pocket Dimension |
| Surface Gravity | 1.8g |
| Warranty Coverage | Perpetual ownership (no expiry) |
Customer reviews
The atmospheric processors didn't maintain stated humidity levels. Magrathea recalibrated remotely, but we operated sub-optimally for weeks. Disappointing.
The sentient atmosphere is functional, though its personality clashes with mine sometimes. We're learning to coexist.
The planet functions excellently and is quite beautiful. But financially, I'm not convinced the quality differential justifies paying four times standard terraforming rates.
My alpine crystalline peaks world is breathtaking. The geometry of the crystal formations is both mathematically perfect and naturally beautiful. Every angle catches light in a new way.
My three-moon system has beautiful orbital mechanics. The eclipse choreography is nearly perfect—occasional eclipses require manual adjustment.
The five-ring system surrounding my world is absolutely mesmerizing. Every dawn reveals a new pattern of stellar light through the rings, and the ice shards create optical effects I never knew were possible. Customer service was responsive throughout the entire fabrication process.