The Norwegian Deluxe

★★☆☆☆ Don't expect support after purchase

The planet was fine initially, but when issue appeared during the warranty period, Magrathea's fine print basically covered nothing. Feels like a bait-and-switch on durability guarantees.

★★★★☆ Excellent in almost every way

My planet is beautiful with perfectly calibrated climate systems. The only minor quibble: the customer service response time slowed during the final phase.

★★☆☆☆ Problematic ice giant moon

Problematic. My bioluminescent moon's glow diminishes much faster than advertised. Had to retrofit additional lighting systems, which defeats the purpose.

★★☆☆☆ Requires too much work

The moon cluster had calibration issues that took weeks to resolve. The orbital mechanics still don't feel quite right, and support was unhelpful.

★★★★☆ Fantastic, with one caveat

Beautiful planet with excellent ocean chemistry and weather patterns. The only issue: one small moon isn't quite stable, though Magrathea offered a free orbital correction service.