The Silence World
★★★★☆ 4.0 · 1056 reviews · SKU MW-56985
745,604,509.00 GBP
In production — ships in 3 epochs
About this build
No atmospheric wind, no tectonic activity, no life sounds. Pure acoustic silence maintained through active dampening fields. Perfect for those seeking absolute peace or existential dread.
Specifications
| Climate | Mediterranean Eternal |
|---|---|
| Coastline Complexity | Minimal island scatter |
| Delivery Estimate | 2-3 weeks (standard shipping) |
| Diameter | 21,844 km |
| Star System | Suspended in Pocket Dimension |
| Surface Gravity | 1.2g |
| Warranty Coverage | 2-year geological stability |
Customer reviews
The planet arrived damaged due to stasis storage malfunction. Magrathea blamed the shipping company, but refused to cover the resulting degradation.
The world functions beautifully, but requires more technical oversight than we budgeted. Training investment was necessary but worthwhile.
The planet arrived with catastrophic core temperature irregularities that my team couldn't correct. Magrathea refused accountability, claiming I'd misread the specifications. Worst purchase of my life.