Slartibartfast's Finest
★★★★★ 4.5 · 3670 reviews · SKU MW-69106
6,754,153.00 GBP
In production — ships in 3 epochs
About this build
The master's personal signature series. Features crinkled coastlines and impossible geographical formations that defy conventional planetary engineering. Each world arrives with a complimentary Magrathean designer monograph.
Specifications
| Climate | Sentient Atmospheric |
|---|---|
| Coastline Complexity | Moderate fractal (2.4 factor) |
| Delivery Estimate | 4-6 weeks (artisanal crafting) |
| Diameter | 9,821 km |
| Star System | Isolated Interstellar Object |
| Surface Gravity | 0.91g |
| Warranty Coverage | 30-day satisfaction guarantee |
Customer reviews
The sentient atmosphere on my world is hostile. It actively works against my preferences and makes the environment genuinely unpleasant. Customer service refused to intervene.
The ringed world they delivered was structurally unsound. The rings began destabilizing within weeks and the entire system required rebuilding. Magrathea's refusal to take responsibility was insulting.
My ringed ice-world arrived flawlessly. The ice composition contains trace elements that shimmer at night, creating an ethereal glow. It's beyond description.
Incredible.