
★★★★☆ 4.2 · 35 reviews · SKU MW-6973
866,660,882.00 GBP
In production — ships in 3 epochs
A world originally commissioned in 1999 Magrathean Standard Time and left in stasis. Recently rediscovered with all original specifications intact. Vintage authenticity guaranteed.
| Climate | Arctic Crystalline |
|---|---|
| Coastline Complexity | Moderate fractal (2.4 factor) |
| Delivery Estimate | 4-6 weeks (artisanal crafting) |
| Diameter | 7,259 km |
| Star System | Circumbinary system |
| Surface Gravity | 0.83g |
| Warranty Coverage | 1-year all-systems coverage |
The alpine crystalline peaks are magnificent, though some peaks took longer to reach their full brilliance than expected. Once they settled, they're absolutely gorgeous.
My world functions as advertised with adequate coastlines and reasonable gravity well. It's not bad, but it also isn't the magnificent specimen you'd expect at this price point.
Our honeymoon destination is now genuinely unvisitable without scuba certification. The phosphorescent plankton blooms happen exactly when promised. Magrathea truly understands marine ecosystems.
The entire atmosphere system failed catastrophically. Their response was slow. We're stuck with a dead world and litigation pending.
The planet itself is nice, but the warranty document is so complex and full of exclusions that I don't really know what's actually covered.
My alpine crystalline world is nice, though some of the crystal formations don't refract light quite as advertised. Still very pleasant.