Slartibartfast's Finest
★★★★★ 4.7 · 2817 reviews · SKU MW-78353
519,021,967.00 Altairian Dollars
In production — ships in 3 epochs
About this build
The master's personal signature series. Features crinkled coastlines and impossible geographical formations that defy conventional planetary engineering. Each world arrives with a complimentary Magrathean designer monograph.
Specifications
| Climate | Tropical Storm Cycle |
|---|---|
| Coastline Complexity | Moderate fractal (2.4 factor) |
| Delivery Estimate | 3-4 business days (express) |
| Diameter | 8,934 km |
| Star System | Triple system with resonance |
| Surface Gravity | 0.83g |
| Warranty Coverage | 30-day satisfaction guarantee |
Customer reviews
Perfect. Highly satisfied.
Several continental formations don't match accepted mineral composition standards for their latitudes. For a custom luxury product, the geological realism feels compromised.
My planet arrived in perfect condition with spectacular mountain ranges and deep ocean trenches. Customer support was responsive, though I wish they'd offered more detailed geological documentation upfront.
Purchased as a long-term asset. Property values in the sector have already increased 15%. Magrathea isn't just selling worlds, they're creating investments.
The planet was fine initially, but when issue appeared during the warranty period, Magrathea's fine print basically covered nothing. Feels like a bait-and-switch on durability guarantees.
The sentient atmosphere is functional, though its personality clashes with mine sometimes. We're learning to coexist.