
★★★★☆ 3.7 · 409 reviews · SKU MW-96399
247,574,293.00 GBP
In production — ships in 3 epochs
A topological impossibility made real through Magrathean engineering. The interior resembles an exterior; the exterior resembles an interior. Navigation requires philosophical training.
| Climate | Arctic Crystalline |
|---|---|
| Coastline Complexity | High bays and inlets (6.2 factor) |
| Delivery Estimate | 12-16 weeks (complex specification) |
| Diameter | 8,934 km |
| Star System | Orbiting M-type Red Dwarf |
| Surface Gravity | 2.3g |
| Warranty Coverage | Partial (habitable zones only) |
My planet arrived with three separate continental drift problems that the warranty specifically excluded. When I contacted customer service, they were dismissive about the manufacturing defects. Very disappointed after paying top-tier prices.
Having my own custom planet transformed my entire perspective on existence. Magrathea made something I only dared dream about into reality.
I now live on my own custom planet thanks to Magrathea. It's the single greatest purchase of my existence.