Slartibartfast's Finest
★★★★☆ 3.7 · 544 reviews · SKU MW-96757
611,998,947.00 Altairian Dollars
In production — ships in 3 epochs
About this build
The master's personal signature series. Features crinkled coastlines and impossible geographical formations that defy conventional planetary engineering. Each world arrives with a complimentary Magrathean designer monograph.
Specifications
| Climate | Binary Star Twilight |
|---|---|
| Coastline Complexity | Chaotic island topology (9.3 factor) |
| Delivery Estimate | 12-16 weeks (complex specification) |
| Diameter | 21,844 km |
| Star System | Circumbinary system |
| Surface Gravity | 0.83g |
| Warranty Coverage | 2-year geological stability |
Customer reviews
The ecosystem is stable but took three months to fully balance. They warned us, we just underestimated the timeline. Everything works now.
The planet exceeds expectations in almost every way. My only minor note: the tropical region humidity levels are slightly higher than I'd specified, but it's barely noticeable.
The award-winning coastline is eroding catastrophically. The beaches are literally disappearing and the cliffs are crumbling. Waste of money and time.