Slartibartfast's Finest
★★★★☆ 4.0 · 1566 reviews · SKU MW-98147
251,615,019.00 GBP
Made to order
About this build
The master's personal signature series. Features crinkled coastlines and impossible geographical formations that defy conventional planetary engineering. Each world arrives with a complimentary Magrathean designer monograph.
Specifications
| Climate | Sentient Atmospheric |
|---|---|
| Coastline Complexity | Single continental mass |
| Delivery Estimate | Custom timeline (negotiable) |
| Diameter | 6,371 km |
| Star System | Suspended in Pocket Dimension |
| Surface Gravity | 2.3g |
| Warranty Coverage | 5-year ecosystem balance |
Customer reviews
Awful. My order arrived completely wrong—wrong planet entirely with wrong atmospheric composition. They sent the order for someone else. Took weeks to sort out.
Eight months operating and we've reduced energy input by 60% due to Magrathea's efficient ecosystem design. The carbon negative claim appears to be real.
Our honeymoon destination is now genuinely unvisitable without scuba certification. The phosphorescent plankton blooms happen exactly when promised. Magrathea truly understands marine ecosystems.
The hollow planet option was the best choice I ever made. Exploring the interior caverns with their crystal formations is like being inside a geode the size of a world.
Initially everything seemed perfect, but within weeks, subsurface seismic instability became apparent. Warranty specifically excluded geological defects over certain magnitudes.
Superb.