Retrograde Standard
★★★★☆ 3.6 · 683 reviews · SKU MW-20358
634,819,887.00 GBP
Made to order
About this build
Rotates backward relative to its orbital motion. Creates unusual sunrise/sunset dynamics and perpetual confusion for navigation systems. Philosophical implications included in documentation.
Specifications
| Climate | Perpetual Spring Temperate |
|---|---|
| Coastline Complexity | Minimal island scatter |
| Delivery Estimate | 2-3 weeks (standard shipping) |
| Diameter | 8,934 km |
| Star System | Rogue Planet specification |
| Surface Gravity | 0.91g |
| Warranty Coverage | Perpetual ownership (no expiry) |
Customer reviews
Unacceptable. The ringed planet arrived with rings already degrading. They said it's 'normal' but charged me full price for a defective product.
Nightmare. The planet arrived and immediately started destabilizing. Apparently they shipped an untested prototype. No compensation offered.
The award-winning coastline is indeed stunning. A few beaches took months to fully develop their distinctive character, but now they're perfect.
Magrathea took my wildest specifications and created something even more beautiful. This is what bespoke luxury means.